125lbs. Woman Choked Out Bouncer

22-year-old Kierah Lagrave of Plattsburgh, New York is facing a felony 2nd-degree strangulation charge after allegedly ‘choking out’ a bouncer in a night club.

Plattsburgh Police Department

The 125lbs. woman said she believed someone slapped her butt.  She turned around, seen the bouncer, and put him to sleep.  When cops later reviewed the footage, they discovered that it was actually one of Lagrave’s friends that slapped her butt.

There’s no word if the woman is a student of martial arts or just watches too much UFC, but we think it still may be in the best interest for the club to find a tougher bouncer.