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Brunchables ARE Real and Coming Soon

When the people at Lunchables rolled out their new “Brunchables” product, they did so on April 1st, leaving many people believing that it was an April Fools prank. #Brunchables ...Read more

When the people at Lunchables rolled out their new “Brunchables” product, they did so on April 1st, leaving many people believing that it was an April Fools prank. #Brunchables pic.twitter.com/EhBWZUciBC — The Real Lunchables (@RealLunchables) April 1,

Men Arrested for ‘Testing’ Bullet-Proof Vests on Each Other

Two Arkansas men have been arrested for ‘testing’ bullet-proof vests on each other.   According to KSFM, Charles Eugene Ferris and Christopher Hicks were both arrested Sunday in ...Read more

Two Arkansas men have been arrested for ‘testing’ bullet-proof vests on each other.   According to KSFM, Charles Eugene Ferris and Christopher Hicks were both arrested Sunday in connection with aggravated assault.  Ferris’ wife told investigators that

“Safety Nailer” Invention Saves Fingers

While coming millions of bloody, smashed fingers too late, the “Safety Nailer” is here to save your fingers once and for all!   “Pound Nails, Not Fingers”   The Safety ...Read more

While coming millions of bloody, smashed fingers too late, the “Safety Nailer” is here to save your fingers once and for all! SafteyNailer / Facebook.com   “Pound Nails, Not Fingers”   The Safety Nailer was invented by

Groom Choke-Slams His Best Man

A video of a groom performing a choke-slam on his best man is going viral. Guy in the pink deserves an Academy Award tonight for this performance pic.twitter.com/iTEaC0iJCH — Barstool ...Read more

A video of a groom performing a choke-slam on his best man is going viral. Guy in the pink deserves an Academy Award tonight for this performance pic.twitter.com/iTEaC0iJCH — Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) February 24, 2019   Nick

Drunk Driver Busted Riding with No Tire

Cops in Oklahoma pulled over a woman who was missing a tire and driving around on just a rim on Saturday night. The cops in Tulsa, Oklahoma were doing a traffic stop on Saturday night when, ...Read more

Cops in Oklahoma pulled over a woman who was missing a tire and driving around on just a rim on Saturday night. The cops in Tulsa, Oklahoma were doing a traffic stop on Saturday night when, suddenly,

Thieves Try to Steal Safe with Front-End Loader

A group of thieves in Mexico stole a front-end loader on Friday and smashed through the wall of a bank to steal a safe, but their getaway plan was to use the loader to SLOWLY drag the safe ...Read more

A group of thieves in Mexico stole a front-end loader on Friday and smashed through the wall of a bank to steal a safe, but their getaway plan was to use the loader to SLOWLY drag the

New In Theaters This Weekend (3/29/2019)

“Dumbo“  (PG)  Trailer Tim Burton directs this live-action remake of the 1941 animated classic.  It also reunites him with his “Batman Returns” stars Michael ...Read more

“Dumbo”  (PG)  Trailer Tim Burton directs this live-action remake of the 1941 animated classic.  It also reunites him with his “Batman Returns” stars Michael Keaton and Danny DeVito. DeVito runs the circus where Dumbo’s born and Keaton is like an evil version of Walt

Former Employee Sues, Claims Boss Tried to Force Him to Have an Exorcism

A former Hampton Inn employee just filed a lawsuit because his boss thought he was possessed by the devil, and told him if he wanted to keep working there, he’d need to have an ...Read more

A former Hampton Inn employee just filed a lawsuit because his boss thought he was possessed by the devil, and told him if he wanted to keep working there, he’d need to have an EXORCISM. itsmejust /

Nicolas Cage is Getting Annulment After 4 Days

They said it wouldn’t last . . . and as usual, they were right.   NICOLAS CAGE is seeking an annulment of his marriage to Erika Koike.   Wait, what?  They just got their marriage ...Read more

They said it wouldn’t last . . . and as usual, they were right.   NICOLAS CAGE is seeking an annulment of his marriage to Erika Koike.   Andrea Raffin / Shutterstock.com Wait, what?  They just got their marriage license

“No Call” Movie Seeks Fans for Support

Feature film comedy “Get the Ref” seeks Saints fans for financing. Joanne Busch, president of Prior Military Productions, Inc. (PMP) in West Hollywood, CA is reaching out to loyal ...Read more

Feature film comedy “Get the Ref” seeks Saints fans for financing. Joanne Busch, president of Prior Military Productions, Inc. (PMP) in West Hollywood, CA is reaching out to loyal Saints fans for immediate crowdfunding support. “This is