Police say 34-year-old Clifford Torres-Maldonado of Bismarck, North Dakota was pulled over and the cops found a small bag of meth in his car. And, according to police, he skipped a court appearance this month, so there was a warrant out for him.
And when the cops tracked him down on Friday night, he was wearing a shirt with Pinocchio on it that said, “It wasn’t me.” Pinocchio’s nose on the shirt is supposed to look like it’s growing as he says that.
Yeah. It’s pretty hard to get the cops to trust you when you’re wearing that. So Clifford was arrested.
