In a humorous Facebook post, the St. Mary Parish Sheriff’s Office is asking drug dealers to report their competition. The post also asks the general public to report any drug activity.
“***ATTENTION DRUG DEALERS***
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Tired of that pesky drug dealer coming into your geographical turf and selling to all your clients? You have invested in a product that you need to sell in order to turn a profit margin and BAM… some playa comes in and undercuts your sales. Oh, the aggravation!! Yea, competition in business can be a difficult thing to deal with for sure.
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However, in your “Streetside Pharmacy” business, things are different than for “legitimate” business owners. We can help you “up” your game and dominate your competition!
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Simply call the phone number and report those intruding dealers. We can disrupt their fake business for you (free of charge) while you remain totally anonymous!
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(After all, let’s be honest. You should probably do this before the competition reports you to us. Think about that.)
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For the general public, let’s make this really interesting. You can feel free to report on any drug dealing activity if you have some credible information you would like to pass on to us.
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Sheriff Blaise Smith loves for the public to be involved in law enforcement in ways like this. It’s “old school” police work using “new” technology and methods.
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“We take this job seriously. We want to take steps to make St. Mary Parish a better and safer place to live. You can do your part by simply calling the number and giving information. You can remain anonymous and be a part of taking drugs off the street.””
