The New York Jets are not having a good season. Which isn’t exactly breaking news, but it’s been hard on all their fans who inexplicably thought they’d turn things around this year.
Wayne Township Police
There’s a 57-year-old guy named Christopher Greyshock from West Milford, New Jersey. And on Sunday, around 5:00 P.M., he rear-ended another car. When the cops got to the scene, they gave Christopher a sobriety test. In the middle of it, he admitted he was drunk.
He said he, quote, “drank too much because the Jets suck.”
