53 year old David Jo Devoss broke into a Dollar General in Eutis, Florida on Tuesday and stole 2 4-packs of beer while wearing a “This Guy Needs A Beer” t-shirt. He got away before the cops got there, but returned 2 nights later to steal some smoked sausages.
The store manager recognized him from the security tape and he was wearing THE SAME SHIRT! He’s been arrested on charges of theft, burglary, and criminal mischief.
